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Quiz/game stolen from: Thanks for the fav, luv! ^^

1- Xemnas (LOL, bad pun)
2- Saix
3- Axel
4- Demyx
5- Roxas
6- Zexion (this pun wasn't intentional... o-o;;

1) Four (Demyx) invites three (Axel) and six (Zexion) to dinner at their house. What happens?

Demyx tries cooking, does all right, and Axel manages to burninate a lot of food. Zexion gets pissed, throws on an apron and cooks up a delicious Chinese meal. In the process there is a lot of sarcasm, Lexicon-meets-Demyx's-head, and... pissed off kitsunes and bad illusions sent Axel's way.

2) Six (Zexion) tries to get five (Roxas) to go to a strip club.

Why...? Zexion, being Zexion, is secretly the biggest perv of them all. He just wants to see some Roxie ass in motion. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose one (Xemnas) or six (Zexion)?

Zexion. He can cook, he's fluffy, he's smart, sarcastic, and hot. Xemnas.... o_o;;; I do not want to get raep'd plz. Do. Not. Want.

4) Two (Saix) and five (Roxas) are making out. Six (Zexion) walks in. Their reaction?

... Zexion would probably grab the nearest martini and down it... he's secretly jealous. Saix, of course is a very affectionate drunk, although he rarely drinks heavily enough to get plowed. And Roxas... wrong place at the wrong time. Axel won't be very happy.

5) Three (Axel) falls in love with six (Zexion). Five’s (Roxas) jealous. What happens?

Roxas throws a bitch fit and Zexion gets bored with his new illusion.

6) Four (Demyx) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: Six (Zexion), two (Saix) or five (Roxas)?

Oh damn, any of them would be fine. ^^ Zexion could just throw the lexicon from around the corner and brain Demyx like THAT, Saix would beat the shit out of Demyx, and Roxas would just go "Dude, you're fucking stupid." and escort me away. Poor Dem was just playing Captain Underpants though... LOLZ

7) One (Xemnas) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Now that he's Sweeney Todd'ed the guest audience member, he's having his own Ms. Lovett slow broil the heart on the stove. O_O;;;

8) Five (Roxas) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does six (Zexion) do?

Ninja the car away, doctor up Roxas, then hit him over the head for being stupid and getting in a wreck.

9) Three (Axel) has to marry five (Roxas), four (Demyx) or six (Zexion). Who do they choose?

All three. ^_____^

10) Six (Zexion) kidnaps two (Saix) and demands something from five (Roxas) for two's (Saix's) release. What is it?

Marshmallows. 'Nuff said.

11) You get to meet either one (Xemnas) or six (Zexion). Who do you chose?

ZEKUSHION-AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~! ^^

12) Five (Roxas) challenges four (Demyx) to a chariot race. Why?

Just because he can. XDDD

13) Everyone gangs up on three (Axel). Does three (Axel) have a chance in hell?

Versus Xem, Sai, Demii, Roxie, and Zexy...? You're fucked, dude. ;; *loves joo tho* XDDD

14) Everyone is invited to two (Saix) and five’s (Roxas' wedding except for four (Demyx). How do they react?

They cuddle him and give him lots of cookies. ^^
... Saix must have become an alcoholic or something though, if he's marrying Roxas. And Roxas is only doing it to smite Axel... just wait, you'll see...

15 is dead! Voltra-the-Lively killed it! *O*

16) Five (Roxas) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

"Once upon a time, there was a really hott pyromaniac. Then he met the cute little blonde next door. They went out, and then the pyro did something and the blonde was mad. Then the pyro said something, and now he's a jackass. So the blonde married his pyro's ex-boyfriend just to smite him. The Fucking End."

... obviously, Roxie's still pissed... o-o *meep*

17) One (Xemnas) arrives late for two (Saix) and five's (Roxas' wedding. What happens, and why are they late?

Apparently Xemnas managed to get out of the freezer that Sai locked him in... damn you, Vexen... XDDDDDD

18) Five (Roxas) and three (Axel) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

What DOESN'T happen?! *big pervy grin*
Guess AkuRoku repaired their relationship issue... ^^

19) Three (Axel), four (Demyx), six (Zexion) and five (Roxas) all go to the zoo for four's (Demyx's) birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get four (Demyx)?

It goes... interestingly. Axel burninates things, mainly people. The girrafes are set loose in the park, Demyx gets stuck in the whale exhibit, Roxas falls in love with a penguin, and Zexy reconnects with his ancestors (the foxes, of course! X333333)

In the end, Axel adopts a dolphin for Demyx, and Zexion gets him a keychain. Roxas wants to live with the penguins forever. He gets Demyx a fish.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

"There aren't enough beds." *pout*

Me- Use the floor. *shrug*

21) Three (Axel) murders two’s (Saix's) best friend. What does two (Saix) do to get back at them?

S: "Want a nice scar on your face, buddy? Payback is a bitch now isn't it?" *satanic damning grin*

A: "Oh fuck" o_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

22) Six (Zexion) and one (Xemnas) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does six (Zexion) save themselves or one (Xemnas)?

Zexion poofs outta there with his magical kitsune ninja skillz. "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!" XDDDDD

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

ALL OF THEM. <- Nicely said, Voltra-the-Lively, nicely said

24) Five (Roxas) is trapped in a cave. One (Xemnas) comes to rescue them. What happens?

R: "GAH! WTF MATE?!?!"
X: "I'm.... rescueing you... and stuff..."
R: "................ why?...."
X: "They told me there were hearts here."
R: "Uh huh..... ya, screw you, I'm waiting for Axel."
X: *leaves*

25) Three (Axel) starts a day camp. What happens?

Burninating orphans. (AR rip-off~! ;

26) Four (Demyx), six (Zexion), and two (Saix) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Five (Roxas) walks in. What happens?

R: "....... LUXORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't I tell you not to leave the rum sitting out?!?!?!?!!"

27) One (Xemnas) starts to write a fan-fiction where five (Roxas) and six (Zexion) are going out. What is two's (Saix's) reaction?

S: ...... *stare* ....... *reads over shoulder* ...... "What. the. fuck?!"
X: "It's fanfiction, isn't it cool?!" ^^
S: *awkward glance* ..... "Wait a- ZEXXXXXXXXXIOOOOOOON, stop it with your goddamn mind fuckery illusions!" *twitch*

28) Six (Zexion) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Hells yes it is, he can cook ANYTHING!!! ^^ *glomps him*

29) Two (Saix) and three (Axel) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

They hike around for a while and it starts snowing. Eventually, they are trapped there and then things get cozy. *wiggles eyebrows* And then later Saix hunts them a deer with his amazing wolf youkai powers and stuff. And then more STUFF. ^^

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Boogyman or something like that instead.)

A: "COOOOOL!" *big grin*
S: *sideways glance* "No, Axel. NOT cool." *palmface*
A: "Huh... okay..." *sad face*
S: "Nice seeing you, Miss Blair Witch." *walks away and drags Axel after him*
BW: "The fuck?!"

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

SMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


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