NOT FINISHED!!!

Because I haven't updated my journal in FOREVER, I'm redoing the last meme I did. Instead of KH chara's it has Death Note chara's. I'm SO original! XDDD
(Yes, I AM alive. Oh, and The Dark Knight KICKS ASS!!! If you haven't seen it yet, you should be shot! XDD SEE IT. NOW. *nodnod* )

Quiz/game stolen from: It has been suffieciently raeped and redone for my amusement! XD

1- Near
2- Mello
3- Matt
4- Light
5- L
6- Beyond
(Yup, the pun in the first three WAS intentional!)

1) Four (Light) invites three (Matt) and six (Beyond) to dinner at their house. What happens?

Light cooks dinner like the good little domestic guy he is (you know it's true, don't deny!), Matt begs for bacon and Beyond refuses to have any of the food and eats jam in the corner.

2) Six (Beyond) tries to get five (L) to go to a strip club.

Despite L's feeble attempts at protest, he really wants to go anyway. Beyond is very happy about this and spends the evening oogling L. More specifically, L's ass. Things are good until they realize Mello's the headliner. Awkward much? XDDD

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose one (Near) or six (Beyond)?

I'll stay with Near. He's cute, huggly, and is a sheep-cripple. (props to ZeroElectronik!!!)And adorable and warm. And makes a good pillow. Beyond... O-o;;; I'd rather NOT be his next victim. K thanx bai.

4) Two (Mello) and five (L) are making out. Six (Beyond) walks in. Their reaction?

Mello, having finally gotten to live out his Wammy-fantasy, is rather pissed at the interuption. Beyond, on the other hand, is unpeturbed. L is flustered and adorable. Beyond then proceeds to join in, much to Mello's chagrin. XDDD

5) Three (Matt) falls in love with six (Beyond). Five’s (L's) jealous. What happens?

L proceeds to set up a complex system in which Matt is framed for auto theft and is carted away somewhere so that he can have Beyond to himself. Beyond proceeds to eat jam. XDDD

6) Four (Light) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue: Six (Beyond), two (Mello) or five (L)?

Well, frankly if Light jumps anyone, they're pretty much screwed. But I wouldn't mind being rescued by a sexy blonde in leather. ^^ And L would have to be there just because he's awesome like that. And Beyond... he'd join in the killing spree, unless he's like the Happeh!Beyond he is in my head... T^T

7) One (Near) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

He realizes that toys, are not, in fact, edible. Also, plastic has a tendency to melt in the microwave. For a meager bonus of $13,000 a month, he has Lester, Gevanni, and Halle finish the show for him while he watches.

8) Five (L) is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does six (Beyond) do?

Is seriously freaked out and emotionally damaged. He then hunts down the guy responsible for the crash and massacres them in the bloodiest way possible. Afterwards, he returns to the hospital and crawls into the bed beside L, kisses him, and falls asleep waiting for him to regain conciousness.

9) Three (Matt) has to marry five (L), four (Light) or six (Beyond). Who do they choose?

After much debate, Matt chooses L. Mainly because he has a 86% chance of being deadles within a few months if he chooses either of the others.

10) Six (Beyond) kidnaps two (Mello) and demands something from five (L) for two's (Mello's) release. What is it?

A lifetime supply of strawberry jam. And maybe some yaoi times too. XDDD

11) You get to meet either one (Near) or six (Beyond). Who do you chose?

Near. Huggly sheep-cripple. FTW. Unless Beyond is the Happeh!Beyond in my head. We would eat delicious jam together.

12) Five (L) challenges four (Light) to a chariot race. Why?

Just because he can. XDDD
L: Hmn... you have won-
Light: Don't finish that!
L: THEREFORE YOU ARE KIRA!!! O^O

13) Everyone gangs up on three (Matt). Does three (Matt) have a chance in hell?

NOPE~! XDDD Near could confuse him with logic, L could pwn him with capoeira, Light could write his name down (or have Takada's freakin' gaurds SHOOT HIM DEAD! DDD8 ), and Beyond'd knife him. All that aside, he's Mello's bitch so he'd HAVE to loose by default. XDDD

14) Everyone is invited to two (Mello) and five’s (L's) wedding except for four (Light). How do they react?

Light just makes sure that Matt's deadles and then marries L himself. ^^

15 disappeared! LOLZ

16) Five (L) gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

"Once upon a time, there was a very hott, very bored high school senior. He didn't know why everyone was so stupid, that he went on a killing spree. Therefore he was Kira. The End."

17) One (Xemnas) arrives late for two (Saix) and five's (Roxas' wedding. What happens, and why are they late?

Apparently Xemnas managed to get out of the freezer that Sai locked him in... damn you, Vexen... XDDDDDD

18) Five (Roxas) and three (Axel) get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

What DOESN'T happen?! *big pervy grin*
Guess AkuRoku repaired their relationship issue... ^^

19) Three (Axel), four (Demyx), six (Zexion) and five (Roxas) all go to the zoo for four's (Demyx's) birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get four (Demyx)?

It goes... interestingly. Axel burninates things, mainly people. The girrafes are set loose in the park, Demyx gets stuck in the whale exhibit, Roxas falls in love with a penguin, and Zexy reconnects with his ancestors (the foxes, of course! X333333)

In the end, Axel adopts a dolphin for Demyx, and Zexion gets him a keychain. Roxas wants to live with the penguins forever. He gets Demyx a fish.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

"There aren't enough beds." *pout*

Me- Use the floor. *shrug*

21) Three (Axel) murders two’s (Saix's) best friend. What does two (Saix) do to get back at them?

S: "Want a nice scar on your face, buddy? Payback is a bitch now isn't it?" *satanic damning grin*

A: "Oh fuck" o_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

22) Six (Zexion) and one (Xemnas) are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does six (Zexion) save themselves or one (Xemnas)?

Zexion poofs outta there with his magical kitsune ninja skillz. "Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!" XDDDDD

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

ALL OF THEM. <- Nicely said, Voltra-the-Lively, nicely said

24) Five (Roxas) is trapped in a cave. One (Xemnas) comes to rescue them. What happens?

R: "GAH! WTF MATE?!?!"
X: "I'm.... rescueing you... and stuff..."
R: "................ why?...."
X: "They told me there were hearts here."
R: "Uh huh..... ya, screw you, I'm waiting for Axel."
X: *leaves*

25) Three (Axel) starts a day camp. What happens?

Burninating orphans. (AR rip-off~! ;

26) Four (Demyx), six (Zexion), and two (Saix) are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Five (Roxas) walks in. What happens?

R: "....... LUXORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't I tell you not to leave the rum sitting out?!?!?!?!!"

27) One (Xemnas) starts to write a fan-fiction where five (Roxas) and six (Zexion) are going out. What is two's (Saix's) reaction?

S: ...... *stare* ....... *reads over shoulder* ...... "What. the. fuck?!"
X: "It's fanfiction, isn't it cool?!" ^^
S: *awkward glance* ..... "Wait a- ZEXXXXXXXXXIOOOOOOON, stop it with your goddamn mind fuckery illusions!" *twitch*

28) Six (Zexion) makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Hells yes it is, he can cook ANYTHING!!! ^^ *glomps him*

29) Two (Saix) and three (Axel) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

They hike around for a while and it starts snowing. Eventually, they are trapped there and then things get cozy. *wiggles eyebrows* And then later Saix hunts them a deer with his amazing wolf youkai powers and stuff. And then more STUFF. ^^

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Boogyman or something like that instead.)

A: "COOOOOL!" *big grin*
S: *sideways glance* "No, Axel. NOT cool." *palmface*
A: "Huh... okay..." *sad face*
S: "Nice seeing you, Miss Blair Witch." *walks away and drags Axel after him*
BW: "The fuck?!"

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

SMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


Wow, that was fun! XDDDD
I tag EVERYBODY!